Spammers are starting to lose it.
Just last week I got a mail asking me to increase my mortgage by two inches.
What exactly are these guys trying to accomplish by sending us this crap?
I got a bit curious and actually went through my spam messages.
What I found was a goldmine!
If you’re ever having a bad day at work, or you’re bored, or you need to do weird things to your manhood / womanhood, CHECK YOUR SPAM.
Collated a few here and interpreted them so you don’t have to run the risk of opening your own spam.
By the way, I haven’t made up these SPAM titles. They’re all real.
Get ready – this shit’s funny.
Stir up a passion in her heart with your magic wand.
There’s a small flaw here. You can’t really stir with a wand. You can make a bunny appear though, but I don’t think bunnies can help you out it bed. What they should have said is stir up a passion in her heart with your magic wooden ladle.
Huge love maker has become unbelievably real!
These guys are working under the assumption that it wasn’t real before. I have no genitals. My office will not have a problem with me playing with myself at my desk. Because, hey, it ain’t real!
Dont waste your life with your right hand.
What do you mean? My right hand is not trust worthy? It’s the good-for-nothing hand. The one that my mother warned me about? I can’t really walk out on my hand can I? Sure ol’ ‘lefty will always be by my side. But righty has been there through good times and bad. You’re not so bad dude.
Supersize your little babymaker!
What? Do they have a camera in my house? Why is EVERYONE calling it little? What I like about it though, is the reference to burgers at a fastfood joint. Supersize it. With fries and a large coke please. And take-away please, got to make me some babies with me right hand.
Enlarge your PE and your mind will follow!
Hmmmm… PE. What could that be? Enlarge your perimeter?
Enlarge your Penguin? (Do we have penguins on this side of the world?)
Enlarge your Pentagram? (in case you’ve inducted more people in your devil worshipping group)
Enlarge your Peanuts.
I’m going with peanuts. Because, hey, nobody likes small peanuts and small minds.
Your new baby-maker scores more!
Now it’s getting a wee bit confusing. First they say it’s imaginary. Now they’re telling me that ‘he’s’ playing a game down there. And something that they’re offering is going to help him win apparently. Don’t get me wrong. I want him to win. I just like to know what the game is. Volleyball is a definite no-no.
You guys got anymore? I’d love to see them. Just check your spam and paste them here. Ciao for now.
By the way, winner of the cowboy country contest was Alicia Colaco. Beer coming your way.
8 comments:
I just looked through my spam box and found some moderately
interesting subjects:
- Want to have such a tool as famous pornstars do?
- Real women love big dimensions
- Have your partners ever told you, they would like you to finish later?
- Incredible solutions for smallsized babymakers!
That's all I could bear for one day.
Adios,
Justin
Heheh! I get those too.. Though i'd be petrified the day my baby maker was super sized... :P
Good one jonah..why dun we order some of these pills..check if they work half as much the spammers promise..and if they do, we gotta play dandiya sometime..
Is BIG P3NlS better or not? (hang on, lemme think ... do I have a p-three-nis?)
You need to improve your little friend (as far as I know, all my friends - little or big - could do with some of that)
If you don't experience real growth in both girth and width, or you are not satisfied for any reason, just return the bottle for a complete refund. (I swear to you - that was the subject line!)
More dimension and vigor for your love tool (if time is anoher dimension, can I go back and relive all those humiliating experiences?)
Be the rule of bedroom! (and not the exception?)
and this last one for viagra quite directly sez - 90% off for mahanti (ouch!)
Oh and PS - good one! You've actually given me the only reason ever to check the spam folder. love ya man ... but you already know that.
i regularly check the the folder to see what Lord Spamalot sends me....of all that ive come across this has got to be the masterpiecest of the lot:
"Now that you've got a lass that's hot
You wanna screw her dripping twat.
She's cute and taking, she's so nice!
But would your penile size suffice?
Not sure she will yearn for more?
You need a wang she would adore!
But how to raise it long and thick?
Your only chance is MegaDik!
You'll get so wanted super-size
And see great pleasure in her eyes!
Your schlong will bang her box so deep,
Tonight you'll hardly fall asleep!
So try today this magic p'ill
And change your life at your own will!"
I <3 Megadick
and its aliSHa!
http://fresh-spam.blogspot.com/
spam has inspired a lot of very interesting stuff...
I <3 Spam
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