This blog contains explicit language and discusses sexuality in depth so if you're below 18, close your eyes.. and have someone else read it out for you.
So I was travelling to work today and this Chakh (Eunuch) "strokes" me and asks me for money. If you've been to bombay, you've been through the drill. What I don't understand is... What the hell is their claim? What are they saying? Give us money because we're women? That's not a claim! It's not valid!
And what gives them the right to touch me? Because they're women? (not that women are standing in line to touch me. Or even look at me). Well I've got news for you... If you look down buddy, you'll find woody wood pecker! And woody says your not a woman!
And that brings to mind another connundrum (damn I love the thesaurus).
I understand the technicalities involved when a man wants to become a woman. I mean.. all they have to do is choppy choppy down there and if they want breasts.. there are always implants. Here's the curve ball.... What happens when a woman wants to become a man???? Ehhh... gotcha there didn't I?
Where do they get equipment from...( or as I like to call them.. Bert, Ernie and Big Bird). I passed this question around the office and got loads of unacceptable answers ranging from thumbs, carrots and secret underground BIG BIRD banks.
So if anyone out there got a clue, please enlighten the rest of us, because we got no work and are waiting patiently at our comps (when not surfing for porn).
Till then,
Ciao for now and all that jazz and stuff,
4 comments:
And the reason you so badly want to know how to get your hands on a 'little bird' is because....? Hon, you're doing fine as a woman. If you become a man, who will I name my uterus after?
You're doing fine as a woman as well D. It seemed impossible at first. But after all that hair removal, you're one fine female human.
That's probably the nicest thing you've EVER said to me. yay!
damn, and all this time i thought u were an overtly attractive 30 something socialite who's had a horrible marriage and needed solace in a 20 something male from satara!
in case u do... i know someone who is really inetersted in 'making friendship to you like sweet honey from sunflower flower'! :P keep up the awesome work... it helps me get over my cancer :P
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